I bought some baby clothes for you today.
I know you aren’t pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse…like I could will you to get knocked up.
Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits.
Hear me…RABBITS.
Love,
Mom
PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
1 comment:
I will just say DITTO to what this wonderful mother wrote.
Yep, RABBITS!!
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