First You Pierce Your Nose, Then You Have Illegitimate Children » Postcards From Yo Momma
I could TOTALLY hear this coming out of my Mom's mouth!!! Click on the underlined part! (Hey Mom remember that time I pierced my lip and you came at me with the plyers? And I had to sleep with my door locked that night because I was scared you'd try to ripp it out while I slept? Good Times!)
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Ok, obviously I need to say something here. I did NOT expect you to come home with a trashy bf or illegitimate children...I was too worried about you getting a nasty infection and having your FACE fall off. Girls who have no faces usually don't end up with any children, never mind cute husbands. Whew! Aren't we glad that STAGE is overwith!! (YES!) And do you remember what you answered me when I asked you WHY YOU DID THAT TO YOUR LIP???? You said, 'well, I went to the mall to buy some shoes, but they didn't have the kind I wanted. And then I saw the piercing place. And it seemed like a good idea at the time.' Just you wait, girly! One of these days one of your kids will do something so lame that you'll call me up to complain and I will just laugh and laugh and laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still love ya!
mom
Man that brings back the memories..Then remember when it did get infected?..So I was thinking about dying my hair again with my pink high lights...remember when you use to help me spike my hair..then told me not to tell my friends that you helped!! (I saw some of that glue I used for the spikes at a craft store the other day..they have WAY more glitter in them now..Too bad my hair is too long to spike!!)
oh yeah...TOO BAD!
(by the way they have lots of hair glue/cement now. Kids don't even have to use craft glue these days)
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